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JOKES: Q: Why do you rarely find mathematicians spending time at the beach? A: Because they have sine and cosine to get a tan and don't need the sun!

Q: What does the zero say to the the eight? A: Nice belt!

"That math prof's marriage is falling apart!" "No wonder! He's into scientific computing - and she's incalculable!"

A woman in a bar tries to pick up a mathematician. "How old, do you think, am I?" she asks coyly. "Well - 18 by that fire in your eyes, 19 by that glow on your cheeks, 20 by that radiance of your face, and adding that up is something you can probably do for yourself..."

Q: What is the most erotic number? A: 2110593! Q: Why? A: When 2 are 1 and don't pay at10tion, they'll know within 5 weeks whether or not, after 9 months, they'll be 3...

A little girl was counting to ten for her math teacher. "one, two, three, four, five," she said. "Six, seven, eight, ten!" "Didn't you forget something?" prompted the teacher. "What happened to nine?" "No," replied the girl. "Seven eight nine."

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Teacher: "Who can tell me what 7 times 6 is?" Student: "It's 42!" Teacher: "Very good! - And who can tell me what 6 times 7 is?" Same student: "It's 24!"

Q: How does one insult a mathematician? A: You say: "Your brain is smaller than any >0!"

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The Following 3 jokes were provided by Adrian Garza, Enjoy! Theorem: 3=4 Proof:
 * __Three is equal to four__** www.aha**jokes**.com/**math**_**jokes**.html

Suppose: a + b = c

This can also be written as: 4a - 3a + 4b - 3b = 4c - 3c

After reorganizing: 4a + 4b - 4c = 3a + 3b - 3c

Take the constants out of the brackets: 4 * (a+b-c) = 3 * (a+b-c)

Remove the same term left and right: 4 = 3

An engineer, a physicist and a mathematician are staying in a hotel. The engineer wakes up and smells smoke. He goes out into the hallway and sees a fire, so he fills a trash can from his room with water and douses the fire. He goes back to bed. Later, the physicist wakes up and smells smoke. He opens his door and sees a fire in the hallway. He walks down the hall to a fire hose and after calculating the flame velocity, distance, water pressure, trajectory, etc. extinguishes the fire with the minimum amount of water and energy needed. Later, the mathematician wakes up and smells smoke. He goes to the hall, sees the fire and then the fire hose. He thinks for a moment and then exclaims, "Ah, a solution exists!" and then goes back to bed.
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__**Solutions**__ http://www.math.utah.edu/~cherk/mathjokes.html

To mathematicians, solutions mean finding the answers. But to chemists, solutions are things that are still all mixed up.